Welcome to Kankakee, IL. For those of you, like me, who have lived here for some time, you know the finer aspects of our town. Its rich history. The beautiful river. The famous twin gazebos. And, if you're over 21, you know of perhaps Kankakee's finest (at least most entertaining) quality: the drunken idiots.

These are their tales.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

I Found This Mexican...

...lying on the ground in the parking lot of TJ's. Something tells me he eventually ended up blowing chunks of soft pretzel all over himself and the back of his buddy's car, running around in an open field on Brown Blvd. in Bourbonnais while that same buddy chased him, and getting locked out of his house because he lost his keys and couldn't form one comprehensible English word in order to help locate them. Just looking at this picture tells me all that.

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